Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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