Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
50% drunk capacity currently
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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