I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
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