Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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