It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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