My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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