How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
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