You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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