He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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