So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
