Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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