she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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