Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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