I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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