I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
