dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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