Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
