Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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