So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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