guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
