He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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