Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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