New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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