It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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