Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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