Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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