before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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