Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
where are my pants?
in the oven.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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