just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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