Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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