Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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