a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
did you just send me my own nude
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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