She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
that's an acceptable place to lick
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
i've created a new STD.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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