is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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