Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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