guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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