i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
