That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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