K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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