fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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