is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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