Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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