SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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