I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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