somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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