If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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