i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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