glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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