so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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