I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
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