Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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